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Lapchild
By Dogwood
G---------999------|(4X) hahaha here we go!
D---------999-66-7-|(4X)
A-6h7-6-4-777-66-7-|(4X)
E-------------44-5-|(4X)
then:
G-6-----------------9-8--6-------------------| (2X)
D-6---------666-777-9-8--6---------666-777-9-|
A-4-6h7-6-4-666-777-7-6--4-6h7-6-4-666-777-9-|
E-----------444-555----------------444-555-7-|
riff
C# G# A E-D#
So we see it start again
C# G# A E-D#
Another adolescent standing with her friends
C# G# A E-D#
Just one more guy too shy to tell her how he feels
C# G# A E-D#
So when he does, to us it's no big deal
C# G# A E-D#
They start to date and hug and kiss and hold hands
C# G# A E-D#
Also soon forgetting one of God's great commands
C# G# A E D# C#
It says "You shall have no other gods before me"
G# A B
Did they care? No, cause they couldn't see


CHORUS 1:
C# G#
It started with a kiss, not just a little peck
A E D#
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
C# G#
It's obvious to see there is no recompense
A B
They're just another couple that never made any sense
C#.......
Just as a thought becomes a deed
Soon there's a mouth you have to feed
E-D#
Now the child count becomes three
C#........
He and she are just alike
Barely got training wheels off their bikes
E-D#
How did they expect to live carefree?
C# G# A
Always whining "There's no time to play"
E D# C#
Sorry, but that's the price you have to pay
G# A E-D#
I hope it was worth five minutes of love
C# G#
Shucks, funds are getting tight
A E D#
Money situation doesn't look too bright
C# G# A B
We'll see what happens when push comes to shove


CHORUS 2:
C# G#
It started with a kiss, not just a little peck
A E D#
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
C# G#
And now they have a kid, another on the way
A B
What a shame to see their sky is gray


CHORUS 3:
C# G#
It started with a kiss, not just a little peck
A E D#
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
C# G#
It's obvious to see he stumbled then he fell
A B
Their foolish child games put them in a living hell