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Everybody duck
tab by me clscqt (john Harrison)
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well I don't have a bible that weighs eight hundred pounds
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and I've never past out flowers at the mall
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well I've never talked to space men, or howled at the full moon
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don't have a velvet painting of Jesus on my wall
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AND I don't have a brief case, or wear a three piece suit,
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and I never ride my bike wearing a tie, I have never shaved my hair off
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Or sacrificed a friend, don't want my head chopped off and frozen when I
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die
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Chorus- Well Jesus doesn't want me for a zombie, and he's giving me a free
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will so I can choose, I've escaped this worlds snare but I don't have to be
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Square oh yes I have be come a Christian but i still know how to groove
well I've never played with cobras or walked on red hot coals, and I've
never even touched a tambourine, I'm not very good a bingo I don't worship
shinny rocks, no don't have plans to wed my sister named Irene
well I don't pray to statues not even if they cry, don't watch that jesus
station on TV all day long, Well I've never seen Elvis I don't have Six
billion kids and I don't sing through my nose on every song
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THIS SONG CRACKS ME UP EACH TIME i HEAR IT OR PLAY IT SO MANY PEOPLE OUT
THERE NEED THE TRUTH SO GO SPREAD THE WORD